7 AMAZING HOME REMEDIES … FOR A CHANGE SOMETHING TO CHUCKLE

1) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button …

2) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough …

3) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away …

4) For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer!!!

5) Have a headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache …

6) Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need TWO tooles … WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the DW-40. If it shouldn’t move and does , use the duct tape!!


NOTE: Of course this is a joke-issue, please DO NOT TRY ANY of these amazing home remedies … except for perhaps #6!
(Yes, I DID have to say that …)

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